Monday, July 11, 2011

Walk to Work

Sometimes when it is raining so hard I try to take a bus, even though my walk is about 20 minutes.  I figure it's faster and dryer, so why not?

I was waiting for the bus today and a car did this in front of the bus stop.  Everyone screamed and acted dramatic, I was too pissed off to say or do anything.

When I got to work the co-teachers told me they have never seen a typhoon season like this, and that it usually lasts between one or two weeks.

Here is an article (English) about the typhoon season from the Korea Herald.

I also just realized I could use hyperlinks and thus the three links in the last two posts.  COOL.

stay dry,

keith

typhoon season

It's been over two months since I've blogged and I'm afraid if I don't use it I'll lose it.

A variety of things have happened since I last wrote and I'll try to touch on a few of them.
First, typhoon season is in full effect and it is quite possibly the most depressing thing I've ever encountered.  The rain is unrelenting and sometimes unpredictable.  Looking at the 5 or 10 day forecast is useless because every day it just says a 90% chance of rain and sometimes thunderstorms.  Initially the rain was welcomed because the humidity was brutal, however some how the rain doesn't reduce the humidity to a manageable level... I'm still sweating an absurd amount and the kids think I'm a monster.  The walk to school is the worst because I will sweat through a clean shirt by the time I get to school and I have to either change shirts or dry out with a fan quickly before the students arrive.  Also, the mornings of heavy rain make for a difficult walk to school because my pants are soaked and usually parts of my shirt are too by the time I get to school... Umbrellas are no match for this weather!!!  I've killed 4 or 5 umbrellas in the last two weeks, and the most recent one (bought it yesterday) doesn't seem like it'll last much longer, either.
This sums up typhoon season rather well.
The rain has been SO ridiculous that we had landslides near Seoul and it derailed a subway on line 1 (my line).  I don't think anyone died, but a handful of injuries I'm sure.  The initial storm that kicked off the season was particularly brutal as it killed 7 and a handful more were missing for quite some time.  Luckily, I slept through the typhoon and woke up to clear skies.
I'm certainly looking forward to the Wisconsin weather when I get back in late July!  I suppose it'll be the dog days of summer, but hopefully we have a few hot/dry days so I can get a few rounds of golf in with friends.  Warm weather and the ability to hangout outside while grilling has been one of the more common daydreams I've used to get myself through the long afternoons of doing nearly nothing.

Classes are somewhat over for the semester, which has been kind of nice.  For some unknown reason the students have their finals day two weeks before the end of the semester... this leads to two problems.  1- students do not care about anything and thus are the most unmotivated/horrible creatures on Earth.  This is scientific fact... they're worthless.  2- my curriculum is finished and now I have to babysit/teach for a week and a half... movies have been my most effective weapon against the monsters.  Luckily, I have not shown many movies (none actually) to them, so I've been picking out pixar movies to show each class.  This has essentially ruined all pixar movies for me since I watch the same 40 minute clip 2 or 3 times in a row and repeated for the next 40 minute segment the following day...  Oh well, I'm just trying to survive until next friday.

Weekends have been a mix of dinners, drinks, and rec team sports.  My attendance to frisbee was poor, but I had one good excuse and a handful of other excuses that pass in my book but not for nearly anyone else.  However, my attendance to volleyball league has been perfect and I've thoroughly enjoyed my time playing with my new team.  The whole team is a good group of people who enjoy the games and make a point to laugh along the way... I can't say the same for some of the other teams so far.

Next Friday I'll be finishing up my first week of English Summer Camp 2011, and I'll be high-tailing it to Incheon Int'l Airport to make the long trek home.  Excited would be an understatement, but I'm sure the time will fly before my vacation.  It'll be nice to see the family all together which seems to be hard to do for many reasons.  This may be a good time to also mention and congratulate my brother, Josh, and his girlfriend/fiancee, Angela, on their engagement and recent move!  Couldn't be happier for them, and I couldn't have asked for a better family as a whole... now I just need to get out to Wyoming to visit them! (more travel!!!)

This year is quickly coming to an end, and although I'll be here for another year after I return from the US in August, it definitely is a bit sad to see this year come to a close.  I've made a few great friends and I'm positive we'll be good friends when I return back to the US permanently.  It'll be sad to see those people go back to the US while I stay here for a whole year alone.  Of course those are the same words I said about leaving my friends in Madison to come to Korea, so I'm certain I'll make new friends and be more than fine.

Well this post was going to be a quick rant about typhoons and it quickly got out of hand.  Semi-sorry about that.  Not really though.

Best regards to those who've made it through all my blathering,

Keith

Friday, May 6, 2011

things I've laughed at recently

The students got a much needed breather this week due to our school's sports day followed by Children's Day (national holiday).  Last week was their midterms, and clearly the students were running on fumes the last few days.  Wednesday was sports day and the entire school was out on the playground to cheer on their team.  It was a good mix of running events and random games that I had never seen before, so I got a kick out of the whole thing.  Koreans have a warmup routine that is used before every gym class or sporting event to loosen up the body, so the students lined up by class and went through the motions of the 'national stretching song' while I laughed and tried to take pictures.  It reminded me of George Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-four' as teachers scoped out the crowd for the rebels who were unwilling to bend all the way, and the heavy usage of the term 'big brother' strengthens the comparison.  

hana, dul, set, net

Next up were some running/relay events.  The little kids race was hilarious as they haven't quite developed their running skills enough to do a whole race without a lot of falling over.  They're too concerned with where their neighbor is to focus on not face planting.  Those races ended in a fair amount of tears, luckily there was an ice cream stand near the school to quell the sobs.  Also I found it funny how the kids would run with their heads pointed up/chin first. 

Next up were some of the games.  I'll share just a few that stuck out to me.  One involved a large ball that was perhaps 4 feet tall.  They had little kids (1st grade?  2nd perhaps?) push the ball to the middle of the field and turn around and push it back where they would give it to the next group to do the same thing.  The kids got a big kick out of pushing the ball as fast as they could, but they didn't put much thought to how they should stop the ball.  This led to a lot of casualties in the waiting line as the ball would come barreling in and the kids weren't paying attention.  The ball won that battle every time, launching kids a few feet and into tears.  

some kid is donebar

Another event was quite similar to a piƱata, except instead of using a stick the kids were given a bunch of hackysacks to throw at the ball.  A few unfortunate teachers were tasked with holding the pole that held the ball, needless to say they were pelted over and over again.  The students were too weak so parents rushed the field to take care of business... the teachers were none too pleased.  

sooo much homework was given out after this event



Two events that went over really well were the adult races and tug-of-war, more commonly known as pull the rope in korea...  Nothing better than moms running as hard as they can in street clothes and flimsy shoes or high heels.  The mens races were impressive with one dude wiping out pretty hard.  

winners

losers
other things that have recently made me laugh...

Nate and I were at a local watering hole the other evening, throwin darts and sippin on some barley water when an open mic session started up.  The MC was rockin out his first song, Wonderwall, by Oasis and when he got to the line 'after all, you're my wonderwall' it came out as 'and afterawrrrrr, you're my wonderwarrrrrr' and i couldn't keep it together.  South Park's interpretation of a korean accent is spot on!

That'll do it for now, hope all is well with whoever reads this.

-keith



Tuesday, May 3, 2011

sad day

My barber shop has been boarded up and barber pole taken down.  I'm not sure if there is any place else in the neighborhood that can make me feel so relaxed one moment and scared for my life the next like that guy could.

of course it's the day I go to get a haircut too...

Sunday, May 1, 2011

correction

I will be home July 22nd-August 5th.  I should land in La Crosse around 8 PM.

I never knew this, but I guess La Crosse airport also flies to Detroit!  I'll be flying Incheon --> Detroit --> La Crosse.  Not bad!!!

take care

Sunday, April 24, 2011

update

The long stretch of only school related activity continues, but I thought I would update a bit on what I've done.  My after-school classes have been keeping me really busy as there is no curriculum for them, simply what I want to do.  I describe those classes as a welcomed burden... they can be an absolute horror to plan for, but I see the genuine interest in the students as I teach.  That is a welcomed change from the slow and boring national curriculum that I teach every day!!!  Thus far I've taught about natural disasters with my 5th-6th graders, and animals with my 3rd-4th graders... The younger students gave presentations about animals and I was very impressed with about 85% of my class.  Next up is alternative energy with my older students, and my younger students' class is being taken over by an actress who is teaching a play for the English festival that is coming in June.

School volleyball has continued with an increased intensity.  I'm split on how I feel about this, as a local restaurant has a banner proclaiming they're the official hangout or restaurant of the school's vball team.  We also have been coached by an ex-member of the S. Korean national volleyball team.  I enjoy the exercise and bonding it has brought on, but it can be difficult to plan around the volleyball schedule since I usually get less than 24 hours notice about our matches.  Recently we played in a tournament between 8 or so schools and took first place.  You had to be over the age of 40 or be a female to participate so I was tasked with cheering on the team via "highting" yelps.  "highting" is the korean way of saying "fighting" and is a team unity cheer to get everyone revved up.  or so i think?

Here's a photo of the team and fellow "highting" yelpers



Not much else is new.  I should be home from July 24th-August 5th, but plane tickets have not been purchased yet, so don't bank on that.

That'll be all for now.
Hope all is well with whoever reads this.

keith

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Birthday!

I was quite surprised how word spread in the school about my birthday.  Approximately 2 or 3 weeks ago the students asked when my birthday was... I told them but actually thought they'd forget or not care when the day came.  Sure enough the kids remembered and I was bombarded by happy birthday wishes from every kid in the school.  It was fun to listen to them sing Happy Birthday to me in English, and funny when they all pronounced my name as Keeeiiisss.  Furthermore, I had a couple students write me birthday messages, give me candy, and best of all they were well-behaved for the WHOLE day.  I never realized how much of a treat that is for a teacher!  I only taught a couple classes on friday, so I was amazed at how many students ran down to the English room in between classes to see me.

Saturday was the actual celebration with friends, as I planned a small dinner with a few close people at a brazilian steakhouse.  This may actually go down as the best decision I ever make in my life, as the food at the restaurant was phenomenal.  Seriously, quite possibly the best meal I've had.  Many people know of these restaurants, but in case you have never happened across one of these gold mines allow me to paint you a beautiful picture...  The restaurant was a smaller place on the 2nd floor of a small building.  Nothing on the outside or walkway up seemed special or of significance.  However, as soon as I walked in I realized this place was going to blow my toupee away.  They have long metal spears that they place chunks of rump roast, sirloin, and other steak on.  Then they roast the meat in a hellish contraption that I imagine is unique in some way or another... I didn't worry about that, I was more concerned with my plate.  Then, a server comes to your table with one of the spears and a knife.  You eye up the chunk of meat and try to stop drooling as the server places the spear near your plate and slices off a PERFECTLY cooked slab of meat.  CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP.... DONE!  at this point I would have thought "wow, that was delicious."  However, as you finish your first slab the server comes out with a new kind of meat that has been kissed by the fire spitting hell-machine in the back.  The guy asks if you want a rare slice or something else, all I really remember is not caring, because I know anything thats about to come off that gigantic piece of meat is going to be delectable.  This process continues until you can't feel feelings anymore or when they think you might actually blow.  Besides steak they offered chicken wings, chicken hearts (chewy, not bad though), and BACON.  

Bacon deserves its own paragraph... the bacon was thick and smokey.  It was also wrapped around smaller pieces of steak to give it a bit more to chew.  It was unbelievable...

Anyways, I went to the restaurant with Nate, Braden, Wolfish and Diana.  For followers of the blog you might recall this group from my trip to Hong Kong (minus Diana).  These guys have been the bees' knees when it comes to friends (this sentence would include Diana).  I couldn't have asked for a better group of people to enjoy such a great meal with.  I'm very thankful for them showing up on their saturday night to saturate themselves with meat on my birthday.

Following the dinner we went out for some celebratory drinks, however that is not newsworthy.  Although D did drop a flaming shot on the floor of the bar and I couldn't stop laughing.  In her defense there was a fan in the bar and it did threaten to start her on fire as well.  Oh well... no one got hurt so it's all good.

Finally, the last of the birthday celebrations was today.  Fran, a co-worker and more importantly a friend, from last semester, has her birthday tomorrow.  We had been trying to meet up for dinner since she left Maeyeoul, but our schedules have been conflicting.  Luckily we found time between our two birthdays to meet for dinner and celebrate.  I got her a small assortment of dessert cakes along with a bottle of wine, and she gave me very nice wallet!  We dined at a restaurant called VIPS in Suwon, and I was lucky enough to meet her son, Ryan.  He seems like a bright young man (6th grade), who already speaks great English (the apple doesn't fall far from the tree).    Overall a great 23rd (or 24th in Korea) birthday!

Here are a few photos from the celebrations:

throwing up the twos

happy bersday, teacha keeeiiisss

tried to make it bigger so it is easier to read

happy

full